I'M HILARIOUS
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

divpotterdemitributebender:

calmunderwater:

And remember that I love you even at my worst.

this

now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong”

and they can finally leave me the fuck alone

(Source: waiting-to-sleep)

(Source: heybarto)

relahvant:

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

this show literally makes my life

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen
Reblogged from alwaysthelasthorcrux, Posted by gifini.

(Source: bryko)